The perfect gift because that fans that George R. R. Martin’s A song of Ice and Fire novels and HBO’s video game of Thrones: a arsenal of angry one-liners native the incomparable Imp of Casterly Rock, fully illustrated by Jonty Clark! “My psychic is my weapon. My brother has actually his sword, King Robert has actually his warhammer, and I have my psychic . . . And also a mind needs publications as a sword demands a whetstone if that is to save its edge.” The jealous masses of the 7 Kingdoms may contact him Halfman, yet none have ever accused Tyrion Lannister of being a halfwit. His golden tongue has saved his skin slightly an ext often than it has actually landed the in mortal peril. Now, this special portrayed volume preservation his most vital knowledge for future generations, featuring time-tested indict on such varied topics as . . . The arts of persuasion “The best lies are seasoned with a bit of truth.” good dining “A small honest loathing have the right to be refreshing, prefer a tart wine after too much sweet.” The fair sex “The young people smell much better, however the old people know much more tricks.” Royal politics “Crowns do queer points to the heads beneath them.” usual ailments “A sword with the bowels. A sure cure for constipation.” At once charming, insightful, and also ruthlessly irreverent, The Wit & Wisdom the Tyrion Lannister is short on pretense and also overflowing with carefully crafted gems—just favor the guy himself.
George R. R. Martin is the #1 brand-new York time bestselling writer of numerous novels, consisting of the acclaimed series A tune of Ice and also Fire—A video game of Thrones, A Clash that Kings, A Storm the Swords, A Feast because that Crows, and A Dance through Dragons—as well together Tuf Voyaging, Fevre Dream, The Armageddon Rag, dying of the Light, Windhaven (with Lisa Tuttle), and also Dreamsongs quantities I and II. The is also the creator that The lands of Ice and also Fire, a repertoire of maps native A tune of Ice and Fire featuring initial artwork from illustrator and cartographer Jonathan Roberts. Together a writer-producer, boy name has functioned on The Twilight Zone, Beauty and also the Beast, and various attribute films and pilots the were never made. He lives with the lovely Parris in Santa Fe, new Mexico. Jonty Clark has been a freelance illustrator because 1997—mainly for editorial, but additionally for books, museums, and also advertising. His clients encompass BBC History, BBC Music and BBC Countryfile Magazines, Radio Times, The Times, jae won Times, Telegraph, Natural background Museum, and Kumala Wines.