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Summary: Dean swears a lot, and also Dawn"s still the grasp of acquiring under people"s skin.
|Supernatural> Dawn-Centered> Pairing: Dean Winchester||echo||FR15||1||1,427||8||21||5,694||4Oct06||4Oct06||Yes|
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disclaimer: no mine. They belong come Joss Whedon and also Eric Kripke.AN: The location is a lyric native the Nazareth track "Hair that the Dog", and this was entirely inspired by this video:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8T33UnGcxw4*~*~*"Son of a bitch!" that shouted as he kicked end a steel trash can, making loads of racket. "Dammit!"Dawn was sprawled the end on her ago where the demon had actually knocked her. She propped it s her up on she elbows and looked at one half, the much less sane half in she opinion, the her brand-new hunting team. The Winchester brothers were damn an excellent at what lock did many of the time. Yes, they occasionally got themselves carry away or taken hostage or locked in a cellar or something. Who didn"t? She"d to be taken a few times herself. Must be Tuesday, right? but all in all the Winchesters gained it done.But Dawn had actually noticed miscellaneous about large brother Dean. She looked in ~ the infant brother. "Your brother states the indigenous bitch a lot. Were you conscious of this?"Sam, that was sprawled ~ above his face next to her, craned his head around and pinned her v an incredulous look. She knew what he to be thinking. They"d pretty lot just gained their asses handed to them by this demon, a demon the had additionally gotten away from them just now therefore Dean"s trash deserve to abuse, and also she was commenting ~ above Dean"s vocabulary. It was pretty far down that the perform of points Sam was probably concerned around just now. It should have been reasonably far down on Dawn"s list too, yet what can she say? She to be still a Scoobie. Sometimes you essential to contact attention to other much more innocuous points to get your head back in the game. Sometimes you required to questioning the dumb questions, allude out what was so obvious. Just say it aloud."Shit. The demon, what a bitch. You two ok?" Dean asked. "Sammy?"Dawn grinned at how he confirm on Sam first. Always Sam first. She was the exact same way. She referred to as for Sam first. Sam just had actually something around him that just made you want to defend him fiercely. The was what she and also Dean had in common. Lock both loved the hell the end of Sam."Fine. I"m fine." Sam grunted as Dean got one the his arms to help haul him come his feet."I"m yes sir too, Dean. Many thanks for asking." Dawn muttered as she obtained up and dusted herself off. "Douche bag."It was as if he to be a dog listening a sound also high for human ears when she insulted him. "What was that, Dawn?""Nothing, Dean. I"m super." She claimed sarcastically. "Thanks because that asking." climate she muttered under she breath when again. "You baby Jesus butt plug.""Hey! i heard that! Goddammit!" Dean all yet lunged because that her.Dawn simply raised a brow and stood she ground. "Lord"s fucking name."He flinched, together if how DARE she make a Boondock Saints recommendation to HIM. Then he recovered and also advanced.Sam stepped between them, together he constantly did. "Let"s not. Not appropriate now. We require to discover out whereby that thing went.""Bitch." Dean grumbled as he turn away."Is the the just word girlfriend know?" Dawn spat, climate mumbled. "Das cunt.""Hey!" Dean lunged for her again.Sam grabbed him. "Will you two cut this shit out? just for, like, a couple of minutes."Dawn gasped. "You said shit, Sam.""I average it." Sam ignored her off-humor. "Stop it. Both that you. This is annoying.""I will once he place on his big girl panties and recognizes the I invested years in the firm of Spike and also Faith. That needs new swears. Man can not live top top bitch alone. He"s worn out his welcome v bitch, i think. Plus, it"s no REALLY an humiliation to me." She eyed Dean. "Faith calls me bitch affectionately, needle dick."Dean got for her again."Cut it out, Dawn." Sam snapped. "You really must stop violation his manhood. It makes him every crazy.""What manhood?"Dean struggled. Sam rolled his eyes. Why go Dean have to rise to the chance every single time? Couldn"t he see that she love messing v him? Couldn"t he check out that if he"d quit reacting together she hope he would certainly that she"d get exhausted of it? Maybe also stop?Likely not. The was no Dean"s forte.Sam sighed. "Stop. One much more of your cute nicknames or insults, Dawn, and also I relax the hounds here. Dean, reduced it out. Overlook her. We have much more important things to do." the said and his feelings now known, Sam stalked off."Yeah." Dean said. "One an ext insult come Dean Too, and I"ll whip the out and also mushroom stamp her forehead."Dawn just offered him a "bored now" look. Usually Dean to be a bit smoother through the ladies, yet something around her obtained his hackles up big time. She completely put him turn off balance. Dawn love that. Maybe because when lock had an initial met, he"d been a little bit flirty, but Dawn was all around the job. Now they had actually fallen into a pattern. Favor brother and sister... Yet not. Prefer herself and Buffy, but ten time worse. And different because, well, simply because.A woman"s scream pierced the night.Both Dawn and also Dean"s top snapped in the direction it had actually come from."Son that a bitch-assed bitch." Dean spat. "Well, i think I know where the demon went.""What fabulous detecting skills, miss out on Veronica Mars."Dean glared at her prior to he got her arm and also dragged her along behind him. "One of these days...""You"re gonna put on your large girl panties?"He whipped around and also got in her face. "You"re gonna gain the ass whipping friend so richly deserve, small girl.""By you?" Dawn snorted loudly. "Ha! I might take you v my hands tied behind my back.""Can you 2 quit flirting and come on! Demon, human being in peril, any of this ringing any bells?" Sam shouted.Dean do a noise the protest, as if to say the most definitely had no been flirting through Dawn.Dawn grinned. "Keep informing yourself that, bitch." then she slapped him difficult on the butt prior to trotting off to Sam.One of this days she and also Dean to be going come just malfunction and strike one another. Until then, she"d proceed to press his buttons. It was going to it is in a beautiful explosion. She"d recognized that ever since she"d accidentally to walk in on that in the shower. He can be a surly kid of a bitch, however he was a warm surly kid of a bitch."Hey, you don"t struggle me." Dean snapped as he dropped into step beside her. "It"s a great thing mine dad teach me not to struggle girls. And also who are you calling a bitch, bitch?""Dad teach you just how not come hit girls, huh? I thought I was gonna gain the richly-deserved whipping one day. Isn"t whipping hitting? have actually I been doing the wrong?"Dean"s eye twitched. She saw it the end of the corner of she eye. Man, she love messing through him. It was means more fun than messing with Buffy. Dean acquired so emotional around it, and also plus, that was way more appeal to her than Buffy... Since incest? Eww. Also, he was a dude and also her sister to be a girl, and also Dawn was mostly definitely not gay. To add Dean was mostly a hard guy that didn"t execute hugs or any sort that bonding, therefore his almost losing the from her small digs was great."You recognize what mine dad taught me?" She asked. "How to walk away."That said, she sped up to speed Sam."Bitch." Dean muttered."Takes one to understand one, fucktard." She referred to as over her shoulder.Dean jogged forward to record her arm and also whipped her around. "Dammit, Dawn."Sam also stopped come watch.Dawn made her most innocent face. "Yes?""Why"d you have to go and make points so complicated?""Did you simply quote an Avril Lavigne song?" She make a face. "Dude, that"s weak."His eye twitched again."Are you two done flirting?" Sam asked. "Can us go try again through the demon? There to be screaming. It"s this way, but only if you males are finished.""Just about." Dean muttered."Good." Sam said. "I"m gonna go on then. You two catch up in a minute."Dawn snorted. "We"re not finished? What else is left come say, whiny butt bag?""Son that a BITCH." Dean said before he got hold of the political parties of her face and also pulled her mouth come his.*~*~*end